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Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa. . w" T: d' Q! u+ i) {! f9 F
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
$ f, U* ]; t! ~# \' x4 B one should love animals. They are so tasty. 1 ~( E- ^, U9 u$ D1 @( `
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。 $ ?" ?% r, R" g) z' D7 |9 O+ v m
6 j( W% e8 @. \) P Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. , H. _ j- n! _
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。 5 f' y; r% a! S, \2 P5 J$ k% t/ X
# W A: _# l" G2 p" ~9 Z Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught. - _ s* q7 M* t0 n8 y3 _1 P
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。* z0 E0 z& m' ]" X& i
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Behind every successful man,there is a man.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. ( O- F. f5 P3 E/ d
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。 8 Y5 G( o ~8 }. B
9 p9 d7 U' D- S" E: E2 ` h Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not theonly thing in life. , ?* D# l9 z8 P/ X! L
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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, @ w; n8 n9 p8 L% q& L$ p T; _ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 3 w1 \! a1 l/ ?9 ~; R. i
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。4 J, @/ I9 A e4 A# w
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ J {" i4 a9 |# B3 _0 x6 } 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。. J8 A' F. B4 n- y- {
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 8 ~- F) A! q1 u& n- P. V8 Y
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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) |" E( y6 e0 w" H6 H# Y. L Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
- m& t8 v5 t4 v( @! | 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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, E( ~: F: C& X+ y; S1 ? Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
V1 P! P* m9 @ 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。& x M' x% z% p) Z6 G
8 [( a/ \0 r ]/ t- {1 L “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
. |) a' N3 D/ A' n8 s7 S9 Z- G& P “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。+ _& T* h) ~* [: ~2 N. C$ j* g
# R4 G5 u# q6 B5 _3 ^; f; u) o There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8 p7 p! {1 H7 q7 e. ?
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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" k2 f4 r/ K7 n+ b “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
$ Q6 \; Y# q. c. @# Q- _9 ?8 U 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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& }3 q: n7 q9 |, s: S$ o “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! 1 [9 l4 x; y* b! w
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。, \8 H+ C% \, m, u4 O3 a
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. . l0 |0 p. S# W1 O }: \5 W8 r8 r
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。% M0 c* L) M# s+ c9 Y
7 V8 f2 n# a; ~7 @ When two’s company, three’s the result!
$ w- j* n' W. i. S# L/ ` 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
7 E- M5 [3 }- M m9 L 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。 , R/ J. b, X) q( F& K2 |* L
2 D- ~/ h; Z z: w% H' v0 v The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
% ^ j& u9 z3 W5 D8 T& j& y( J The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. ' g+ ~9 x! {# D7 Y8 b
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着 。 |
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