[搞笑] 愚人节搞笑短信合辑

古道西风

1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
5 A) R/ }( d: V3 ]: X/ i. E& J2.What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
7 N; r+ _$ ]/ S4 O. |: W0 V3.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
4.What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
5.What tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)
3 f# r% g7 L8 z$ D% R* F6.When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
3 ~2 n) g. A  ~4 \7.Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
8.What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
5 F- q3 [+ W5 f1 q) z5 @2 l' v9.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
10.Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
答案：
1.Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)
$ X* T+ `% ^* h4 {2. When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
$ c  X. z+ u( @, Z3. When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )
4. Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)
5.Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)
6.When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)
  L/ n8 o. r, n( G& W- Z$ w7.He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。
; D! [4 O' m% `: ]" Y* \" T8.Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。
9."What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?
6 L" p+ p! ?$ z$ r. W3 p- I( e10.In the darkness. 在黑暗中