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+ ~6 c- t3 L1 \$ K) x5 B有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：) B' x% [* }! ?
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，& ]4 |8 s4 ~1 M: t. Q) `. g
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’9 o" d; ~. k- w% y; ]- I2 L
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他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。% ~8 U, v* y3 {, f
0 k% @5 C: F% D在n词酷（nciku。com）找到的 Y" J6 Y3 P; O" p, p3 u
2 S$ s2 u% N0 v9 E' G1 b9 B" ^很经典噢！！* ^3 }9 E: D% y- P$ F3 ^
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Early Big Shopping
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, o# x3 x1 Q( k- w+ x* YAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.3 K5 `7 R" v: x. [% a! T
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you0 V5 q7 p! u* w/ k
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went3 _3 j: x& I* T- }' j- @
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shopping too early during the New Year."+ }9 L$ Z- _9 z8 H" y3 J
# }5 f( a: r9 k6 nThe judge said, "This is not a crime!/ M ~! T2 u ~* u7 z' p2 l
% l. @" H9 W$ b5 T+ W& w0 l; FIs there a mistake, perhaps? So how
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early did you go shopping?"4 ~3 b9 E6 n% |# J/ S$ s
) L% r7 I" {5 c2 y) X+ a. KHe answered, "The shop was not yet3 [+ Z* |4 T6 o
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