美国偶像评委经典损人语录

杭州泰弗尔英语

美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称，今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。
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% N3 D! e7 T, G+ ~6 Y! [8 J% r( l1 Q6 ~It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.
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3 Q5 e, n( z& |9 F如果你再不闭嘴，我就向里面甩个鱼钩。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是，特别地差劲。
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You have just invented a new form of torture.
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你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。

$ h# t( @0 A- b3 V, W7 K$ YIf you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.
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如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.
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: e: W+ c) ^( m" H  ~' L% G人类能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。
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You killed my favorite.
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我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的时候，它是首好歌。

( s0 B/ K  r: S, {; kYou’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。

6 a' p9 g0 J7 Z; f$ sI think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.
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你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。

$ |. o) ?# w& iI couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.
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我一个字也听不懂，你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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* |- w7 q# V) F3 |( FImagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一头驴与22匹马赛跑，你一点机会都没有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.
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4 r8 B! l2 a" ?! u1 l0 d你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶，而是一箱那么多。

kenen

我是大上个月给儿子报的可恩学科英语，我发现他的读写能力也在进步。他经常在涂鸦板上写英语给我看，有的时候我真的很惊喜，这个年纪的小朋友，居然能掌握这么多的词汇！遇到可恩学科英语青少年，我觉得很幸运，也诚心地推荐给我身边的小孩！”